Big John

light brahma

loves to protect his girls

very friendly

Goop

easter egger

lowest in the pecking order

jumps on you to get away from John

Ravyn

barred rock

Big John's #1 hen

named after Qrow

Cheese

buff wyandotte

vilomah mother

forever angry

The Heathers

buff cochins

big fluffy group of 3

suspicious

The Specks

speckled sussex

loud and noisy

know where the food is

The Lavs

lavender orpingtons

hivemind group

kind of off-putting

Captain

lavender orpington

decided to become concious

will leave your lap to poop

Oven

easter egger

one of the twins

JUMPER!! BEWARE!!!

Microwave

easter egger

the other twin

not as friendly but will be for food

Bunny

easter egger

name via Bunny!

perpetual bug eyes

Benry

easter egger

name via Chai!

knows what bird feeders are

Marshmallow

???

supposedly doesn't lay anymore

suspiciously high on the pecking order

Doohickey

rhode island red

skittish as fuck

doesn't like me

Gemini

black sex link

Hates people

John's favorite girl to sex

Jesse‡

brahma/black sex link

isn't actually dead but he's with someone else

beat the shit out of his father

Qrow†

black australorp

isn't actually a male. like at all

started my obsession and love for chickens, i owe it all to him

Bertha†

buff orpington

had spurs and was a bitch

literally the only one to die naturally at the ripe old age of 8

Ritz†

brahma/easter egger

one half of the crackers

Cheese's first hatched baby, bio mother unknown

Triscuit†

brahma/barred rock

other half of the crackers

Cheese's second hatched baby, bio mom Ravyn

Cream†

buff orpington

name matched with Cheese

too nice for her own good

Walter†

light brahma

brother to Jesse

good protector