Big John

light brahma

loves to protect his girls

very friendly

Goop

easter egger

lowest in the pecking order

jumps on you to get away from John

Ravyn

barred rock

big john's #1 hen

triscuit's bio mom

Cheese

buff wyandotte

best mom to the crackers

forever angry

The Crackers

light brahma cross

barred rock and easter egger

love their mommy very much

The Heathers

buff cochins

big fluffy group of 3

suspicious

The Specks

speckled sussex

loud and noisy

know where the food is

The Lavs

lavender orpintons

hivemind group

kind of off-putting

Captain

lavender orpington

decided to become concious

is okay with being picked up and will leave your lap to poop

Marshmallow

???

supposedly doesn't lay anymore

suspiciously high on the pecking order

Doohickey

rhode island red

skittish as fuck

doesn't like me

Gemini

black sex link

Hates people

john's favorite girl to sex

Oven

easter egger

one of the twins

JUMPER!! BEWARE!!!

Microwave

easter egger

the other twin

not as friendly but will be for food

Bunny

easter egger

name via Bunny!

perpetual bug eyes

Benry

easter egger

name via Chai!

apparently liked by john

Qrow†

black australorp

the chicken of all chickens

started my obsession

Walter†

light brahma

brother to Jesse

good protector

Bertha†

buff orpington

had spurs and was a bitch

her and john had beef

Cream†

buff orpington

name matched with cheese

too nice for her own good