Chicken MEET THE COOP!
Big John staring seductively into the camera

Big John

light brahma

loves to protect his girls

very friendly

Goop in all her glory

Goop

easter egger

lowest in the pecking order

jumps on you to get away from John

coop time

Ravyn

barred rock

Big John's #1 hen

named after Qrow

angry

Cheese

buff wyandotte

vilomah mother

forever angry

fluffy cheese

Heather

buff cochin

big fluffy

suspicious

egged up

The Specks

speckled sussex

loud and noisy

know where the food is

Captain's here sometimes ngl

The Lavs

lavender orpingtons

hivemind group

kind of off-putting

Captain photoshoot. Very gorgeous.

Captain

lavender orpington

decided to become concious

will leave your lap to poop

She's on my back in this

Oven

easter egger

one of the twins

JUMPER!! BEWARE!!!

gurted up

Microwave

easter egger

the other twin

not as friendly but will be for food

This is her normal look she's fine

Bunny

easter egger

name via Bunny!

perpetual bug eyes

Her mo is hawking

Benry

easter egger

name via Chai!

knows what bird feeders are

Sandwich

Doohickey

rhode island red

skittish as fuck

doesn't like me

real life raptor

Gemini

black sex link

Hates people

John's favorite girl to sex

up close and personal

Kim

rouen duck

mother of every duck except Rodger Jr

Kanye's wife

he likes his new flock

Kanye

rouen duck

father of every single duck on this list

not the top duck anymore

floppy waddling

Floppy

rouen duck

looks just like Kim

named after Taffy

white ass ducky

Bobber

rouen duck

THE nicest drake

named after Rodger

-----OUT OF COOP-----

Big John inverted

Jesse

brahma/black sex link

was a really good rooster

beat the shit out of his father

greened out

Soup

rouen duck

vibrates and then launches

hatched with Salad

salady :(

Salad

rouen duck

loudest quacker

matching mullet with Soup

my map :<

Maverick

light brahma cross

Jesse/Walter's sister

given away without consent

-----COOP GRAVEYARD-----

Favorite photo of him

Qrow

black australorp

isn't actually a male. like at all

started my obsession and love for chickens, i owe it all to him

night shot

Bertha

buff orpington

had spurs and was a bitch

literally the only one to die naturally at the ripe old age of 8

nightshot

Ritz

brahma/easter egger

one half of the crackers

Cheese's first hatched baby, bio mother unknown

sleepy time

Triscuit

brahma/barred rock

other half of the crackers

Cheese's second hatched baby, bio mom Ravyn

.5

Cream

buff orpington

name matched with Cheese

too nice for her own good

peepin

Walter

light brahma

brother to Jesse

good protector

night time preening

Marshmallow

???

old fart

was suspiciously high on the pecking order

male neck stripe im watching you

Butter

rouen duck

one of the nicest

copy-quacker

handsome man

Taffy

rouen duck

brother to Rodger

got beat up by his father

He's peepin

Rodger Jr

pekin/rouen cross

brother to Taffy

loved his bro

holding her with love

Madame

pekin duck

Rodger Jr's bio mom

Rodger's ex wife

circling

Rodger

pekin duck

blind and brain damaged

lived longer than he should've

pastel princess

Bread

rouen duck

possibly got mated too hard?? (im so sorry)

hatched w Butter